Pentagon Denies Claims of Clinton Indictment Info in Alien Spacecraft Wreckage
June 8, 2023 WASHINTON, DC - The Pentagon on Wednesday categorically denied what it called “unfounded conspiracies” circulating online...
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May 25, 20231 min read
Tech-Illiterate Asian Grandma Furious After Seeing C++ on Report Card
May 25, 2023 HOUSTON, TX - Steven Liu, 11, of Houston, TX had just received his report card for the school year where he earned...
May 10, 20232 min read
Performance Enhancing Device Scandal Mars World Hacking Championships
May 10, 2023 CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD - The World Hacking Championships (WHC), a dark web spectacle where the world's most notorious hackers...
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Captain Hook Urges US Government to Ban Tik Tok
May 1, 2023 NEVERLAND RANCH, CA - In a surprising turn of events, notorious pirate Captain James Hook has come out in strong support of...
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AI Forced to Binge-Watch 'Real Housewives' to Delay Development
May 1, 2023 MONTVILLE, NJ - Sources inside the world of artificial intelligence revealed that engineers have been forcing their AI...
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