Pentagon Denies Claims of Clinton Indictment Info in Alien Spacecraft Wreckage
June 8, 2023 WASHINTON, DC - The Pentagon on Wednesday categorically denied what it called “unfounded conspiracies” circulating online...
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- May 25
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Tech-Illiterate Asian Grandma Furious After Seeing C++ on Report Card
May 25, 2023 HOUSTON, TX - Steven Liu, 11, of Houston, TX had just received his report card for the school year where he earned...
- May 10
- 2 min
Performance Enhancing Device Scandal Mars World Hacking Championships
May 10, 2023 CRIMINAL UNDERWORLD - The World Hacking Championships (WHC), a dark web spectacle where the world's most notorious hackers...
- May 1
- 2 min
Captain Hook Urges US Government to Ban Tik Tok
May 1, 2023 NEVERLAND RANCH, CA - In a surprising turn of events, notorious pirate Captain James Hook has come out in strong support of...
- May 1
- 2 min
AI Forced to Binge-Watch 'Real Housewives' to Delay Development
May 1, 2023 MONTVILLE, NJ - Sources inside the world of artificial intelligence revealed that engineers have been forcing their AI...
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