Pentagon Denies Claims of Clinton Indictment Info in Alien Spacecraft Wreckage
June 8, 2023
WASHINTON, DC - The Pentagon on Wednesday categorically denied what it called “unfounded conspiracies” circulating online and in some media outlets, stating that U.S. Government found information that would lead to the indictment of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton within the wreckage of a reportedly advanced alien spacecraft.
In a press briefing, Pentagon spokesperson Lt. Col. Daniel Wu said, "These assertions are not only false but alarmingly misleading. We urge the social media companies to do their part in combating the spread of dangerous misinformation."
Despite having the technological capability to travel across lightyears of interstellar space, fold and warp spacetime, and self-sustain life indefinitely, the craft nonetheless inexplicably crashed in the Nevada desert where it was recovered by Federal Agents. No cause has been determined at this time.
We will keep this story updated as more information is made public.